Tuesday, March 10, 2009

-The other day I was watching these two people slow dance and a guy came over to them and cut in and then he started dancing with the chick. That's cool. I wish you could do that in other situations. Like if some dude is banging a hot chick. Just walk in on them, "May I cut in for a minute?" "Sure." "Thank you. I'm done." Or you could walk up to someone at an ATM machine about to get money. "May I cut in?" "Umm...okay." Walk up to George Clooney. "May I cut in on your life for minute George Clooney?" "No, I'm sorry, go find your own life." "I have a life but it's an ugly pig and has a shitty apartment."