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Tom McCaffrey's Brain Puke
Monday, May 11, 2009
-I know I'm getting old because I'll find myself getting mad at people for being young. "How old are you? 23? Fuck you!! Get out of my house! You've got some nerve having your whole life ahead of you around me."
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