Tuesday, June 2, 2009

-I was reading about this guy who knowingly gave 10 women the AIDS virus. This is just further proof that women like guys who are shitty to them. The guy wasn't even good looking, yet he's still having sex with lots of women. You know how many nice dudes without AIDS these women probably passed up? "God I went out with this guy the other night and it turns out he doesn't even have AIDS." What a bore. Drop his ass. You don't need that shit in your life. How's it going with that other guy you met who punched you in the face?" "Pretty good. I think he might have AIDS." "That sounds exciting. Does he have any friends?"

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