-I was watching "Rock of Love" with Brett Michaels and he was going to cut this chick because he kept saying that she wouldn't be able to handle his lifestyle. What? You're an over the hill, washed up rock star, has been, how hard could it be to handle your lifestyle? "Can you handle me being an old loser that can't let go of the past and has 47 year old groupies?" "Ahhh...I guess." "Really? You can really handle me not being very famous and no one giving a shit when I play a show?" "Um...you're a loser. I gotta go."