-I love that band the Pussycat Dolls. I love how they constantly contradict themselves in their songs. First they'll have a really romantic song about loving a guy forever and being committed to him. Then they'll be like "Here's our new single it's called 'I love having impersonal butt sex with random guys I don't know on the subway.'" Are you in love with your boyfriend or are you a whore?

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