-I saw this rap video and in it there was a scene where the main rapper was on the toilet taking a crap. Now this was the main rapper in the video so he definitely had a say in this shot. So he wanted people to see him on the toliet. What's he gonna do in his next video, "Al right I want the video to start with me getting caught masturbating in my car and then we cut to me shitting my pants while getting beaten up by a 10 year old girl."

-I love when people try to lie now about not getting your emails. That's not a good lie anymore. You can't say that anymore. The other day someone was like, "Oh, I didn't get your emails." Really? That's funny because that's not possible. I sent it to you so you did get it. If you didn't get it then I would have gotten a message about it. I guess everyone got my emails except for you.

-I wish Sarah Palin would shut her fucking mouth already. She keeps bitching in interviews that she was unfairly scrutinized by the media. She keeps attacking Katie Couric for trying catch her in a 'Gotcha!' moment. She asked you what newspapers you read!! That's not a tough question. You should be able to answer that if you're a heartbeat away from the Presidency.